Colour My Life With the Chaos Of Trouble
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 


americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC


corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

guys there are two wedding photos

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS


kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

thelemmingbot:

sheptsoni:

make me choose: anonymous asked - garrus or thane

"Now I’d love to chat, but this gun really needs calibrating."

Space Boyfriend

(Source: trevellyan)

obsessedwhat:

GISHWHES registration is open!!! Go sign up! Make a friend do it too!

obsessedwhat:

GISHWHES registration is open!!! Go sign up! Make a friend do it too!

nerds-are-underestimated:

Have a transparent Elopus for your dash.

nerds-are-underestimated:

Have a transparent Elopus for your dash.

mr-cutie-pie-sam-winchester:

MARK REPLIED TO MY TWEET OMG IM FREAKING OUT I KNOW ITS NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL BUT IT TOTALLY MADE MY DAY AHHH

GUYS I’M GONNA CRY I DID THIS FOR HER AND I JUST. I’M FREAKING OUT. THIS LITERALLY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY.

mr-cutie-pie-sam-winchester:

MARK REPLIED TO MY TWEET OMG IM FREAKING OUT I KNOW ITS NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL BUT IT TOTALLY MADE MY DAY AHHH

GUYS I’M GONNA CRY I DID THIS FOR HER AND I JUST. I’M FREAKING OUT. THIS LITERALLY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY.


Guys I officially joined my first GISHWHES… I’m so nervous i’m not sure what to expect.. HELP.

spidrhuntr:

I just cant….

from Jon’s RT page